Dwarfingam, the last

“Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Till you all can feel it,” Dwarfingam sang.

“Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Till we all can feel it,” chorused his dwarfs.

“Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Till you all can-” Dwarfingam turn towards his, “Hey there! You little sneaky snakes. How the hell did you all find this sweaty place?”

You aren’t going to say anything because you can’t. So he continues.

“Anyway you are here, so why don’t you enjoy the show!” he squeaks.

Oh! You are wondering what they were hitting?

“That my dear visitor is a dragon egg. Not any dragon egg, I assure you or else we won’t be here. It’s the thousand year old egg of our deceased Dragon King.”

“Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Till you all can feel it,” Dwarfingam sang.

“Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Till we all can feel it,” chorused his dwarfs.

You might think why dwarfs are hitting a dragon egg while they are actually There is actually a good reason for that!

“Dragon King is a d**k.”

********

Inappropriately prompted by the beautiful word, Assay.

Photo by JOHN TOWNER on Unsplash

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